If at first you don’t succeed at dating your gay crush, please do NOT try again!

One of the biggest surprises I’ve discovered about getting older is how, low and behold, some of my major crushes who dumped me have come back to ask for a second chance.

I mean, who saw that plot twist? And who doesn’t love an extended happy ending?

With all due respect to massage therapists everywhere, sometimes it’s best to keep things hands off.

Of the half-dozen or so men who’ve come back to haunt, er, hunt me, three stand out for the pain initially caused and the painful reminder that there was a good reason the relationships ended in the first place. 

How about we take this to the next level?

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