Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis takes over White Lotus season 3 premier

In complete White Lotus tradition, Mike White preimiered the new season of his hugely popular HBO show with a full-frontal scene. Past season’s have seen Steve Zahn’s swollen testicles, and Theo James wearing a huge prosthetic; now we’re getting Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis. His actual penis too.

‘Yes, that’s my real butt.’ he told Esquire. ‘No stand-in. Once I read the script, I knew what was coming, but before that, I didn’t.’

Fans were also taken aback by yet another homoerotic incestuous storyline.

In the nude scene, Saxon (Patrick) asks his younger brother what kind of porn he likes, but Lochlan just laughs it off as Saxon wonders how he is going to ‘jerk off all week’ with him in there. 

‘I’ll just go to the bathroom,’ Saxon

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