Why do the straights walk so much slower? Gays have theories…

Look, not all gay men walk fast, but enough do that it has briskly become a stereotype that we gays are quick to claim.

“A couple months ago, I was shopping with my girlies, and one of them commented, ‘Slow down—you started walking a lot faster after you came out,’” one Reddit user said recently.

“It comes with the card,” another replied.

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Those comments came in a recent r/askgaybros discussion about why the heteros walk so much slower than their homosexual counterparts.

“Every straight person does tell

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