Is Melania quietly poisoning her husband’s defense in his hush money trial?

“Where’s Melania?”

That’s been the unofficial slogan for Trump’s latest presidential bid as the former first lady has been almost completely MIA from the campaign trail. Now, it’s also becoming the catch phrase in his hush money trial currently underway in New York City.

During opening statements this week, Trump’s attorney Todd Blanche, who most people agree has been doing a pretty crappy job so far, tried to brand the thrice-married father of five as a devoted family man who only wants what’s best for his loved ones.

“He’s a man. He’s a husband. He’s a father,” Blanche told the jury on Monday. “He’s a person just like you and just like me.”

(He’s also, of course, the first president in U.S. history to be

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