Meet Girthmaster, the internet’s new, uh, gifted boyfriend whose name speaks for itself

Image Credit: @girthmasterr/Instagram

The internet got a new boyfriend, main character, f*ck buddy, and/or horror-movie monster this week.

He’s a 6’6″, 30-year-old Aussie who goes by the username “Girthmasterr”. And the moniker just about says it all.

While Mr. Girth has been creating OnlyFans content for nearly two years, it wasn’t until he recently got stopped for a viral TikTok video that his, uh, gifts reached the masses.

After being asked what he does for work, he revealed that he’s in “the top 0.1% of creators on the platform worldwide” and earns between “$40,000 and $80,000 a month.” The interview has been viewed over 104 million times.

And reader, let me tell you, he definitely has the goods to back it up.

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