More shady shenanigans from gay-hating, bribe-loving Justice Clarence Thomas

Where in the world is Justice Clarence Thomas?

That’s what everyone was wondering on Monday when the gay-hating, 75-year-old SCOTUS justice was MIA from work without any explanation. He also didn’t participate remotely in any arguments, as justices often do when they can’t be there in person.

Chief Justice John Roberts announced Thomas’ absence Monday morning but didn’t say why he was out or when he might be returning, leaving everyone to wonder. The court usually gives a reason for a justice’s absence, including when they need to take a sick day.

Clarence Thomas didn’t show up to work today. Didn’t work remotely, as they are able to. Reports say that he frequently leaves court, falls asleep, writes incredibly short dissenting

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